Wally and Anne/Transcript

Now remember, green and red, be well fed.

Blue and red, instantly dead.

Oh, wait. Or was that, "Green and red, instantly dead"?

Huh?

Bleh.

Hmm.

Yup, that's a mushroom.

[gasps] Did you guys see that?

[Hop Pop] Purple and green heals the spleen.

-Hey, guys. Huh? -[creature growls]

What the heck?

[yells] Oh!

[gasps]

[low growling]

Whoa.

[chokes, coughs]

[soft growl]

[grunts] No, wait. Come back. You're so cool.

[coughs]

There you are.

[gasps] You guys just missed it.

What, you barfing up a butterfly? Naw, we totally saw that.

No, no, no, no. There was this magical creature made of moss.

It was beautiful.

[all laugh]

Good one, Anne. Saw the ol' "Moss Man," huh?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Anne, the Moss Man's a myth.

Only crazy people and gullible tadpoles believe in it.

Wait. You're telling me you guys

have giant fire-breathing beavers and mutant centipedes,

but you don't believe in this?

Well, yeah, we've seen those.

Look, your world might have stuff like flying machines

and magic memory boxes.

But we don't have weird stuff like that here.

This is just a normal town.

You're talking frogs!

Never mind. I'm done talking about it.

I am not done talking about it.

[groans] Still?

I'm tellin' you guys,

I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.

Careful, Anne.

You keep rantin' and ravin',

you'll put One-Eyed Wally out of a job.

Ha! She totally does sound like Wally.

[gasps] You take that back. I am not a weirdo like Wally.

I'm a strong, sane woman who saw the Moss Man.

So! You've seen the Moss Man too, eh? [giggles]

I seen it once.

Deep in the moors where it makes its home

and feeds on mist.

Skin of moss, it had.

Took me hand clean off, it did.

-You have both your hands, Wally. -[grunts]

[gasps] Lefty! When did you get back?

-[all giggling] -Stop it.

I know it sounds crazy when he says it.

But I saw what I saw.

Whatever you say... [snickers]

One-Shoed Anne.

Huh? Oh, I get it. Like One-Eyed Wally.

[chuckles] Sharp as ever, sis.

[laughing] You might as well start learnin' the accordion.

And sleepin' under bridges.

[all laughing]

Wouldn't want to be that guy.

Anne, actually, I believe you...

Thank you. Jeez.

...dreamt it. I believe you dreamt it.

[yells]

[moaning]

She does sounds like Wally. [laughs]

-[Hop Pop] Rantin' and ravin'. -[laughter]

[Polly] One-Shoed Anne. One-Shoed Anne.

[laughter]

Ah! [panting]

-[accordion playing] -♪ I lost me true love ♪

♪ By the old willow tree ♪

[yells]

Angel of death.

You've come for me at last.

What? No, Wally, it's me. Anne.

So it is. Whoo! Deja vu. You jumped me before?

Listen, you said you know where the Moss Man lives.

Take me there so I can snap a pic of it, prove I'm normal,

and never be associated with you ever again.

No offense.

Okay.

Please. I just got people

to stop calling me the town monster.

I can't become the town weirdo.

I said okay.

Oh. Thanks.

But the journey

will be fraught with peril.

-[accordion plays] -♪ Oh, the Misty Moors Are dark and gray... ♪

[chuckles] Hope he doesn't play that thing the whole way.

[accordion playing]

Okay, that's enough.

Oh, thank goodness. Yes.

Or is it?

[continues playing]

[crying]

[wind whistling]

...and with his dying words he told me,

"Wallace, take this accordion,

find my killer and defeat him with the power of song."

-Anyway, enough about me. Tell me about yourself. -Hard pass.

That's kind of personal and you're kinda basically an unstable stranger.

[both grunt]

[straining]

[panting]

[gasps] No!

[gasps]

Wally, you saved my phone.

Oh, yeah, and my life.

Don't mention it, love. I know how much this thing means to you.

Oh. Thanks.

Now, let's hurry up and get that photo.

[munching]

Hmm. Where's Anne?

[Anne] Clap, pull it back, fist bump, flip it up, lock it in,

twist it, twainst it, not against it,

spank the baby, where's the baby?

There's the baby. Shake hands with the baby.

Wow, that was incredible. I'll never shake hands the normal way again.

[chuckles] Thanks. My friends used to think

my elaborate handshakes were silly.

Oh, there's your first mistake, love.

I never care what other people think of me.

[scoffs] Easy for you to say.

Back home, your reputation is everything.

-Lucky for you, you're not back home. -Huh?

Anne, the way I see it, you've got a great opportunity in front of you.

Whole new world, new people, free to be whatever you want.

That's... kinda genius, Wally.

Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.

Hey, dude, you still awake?

Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.

[chuckles] Weirdo.

Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.

We've finally made it. The Misty Moors.

Time for the Moss Man summoning ritual.

Summoning ritual?

[chanting gibberish]

Uh... Are you sure this is gonna work?

[gasps] Butterflies!

Oi! Where are you going? I'm only halfway done.

[panting]

[gasps]

Oh.

Whoa.

Hmm?

[groans]

[low growling]

[gasping]

[screaming]

-Quick! After it. -Oh, right.

[panting] Wait!

No! Wait.

No.

[panting]

[panting] Where'd it go?

Oh, dang mist!

We lost him again.

We were so close.

I just can't believe it's actually real.

I know, right? Wait, what?

I thought it was a myth. I mean, it's preposterous.

But you-- I don't-- What?

So you took me all the way out here based on a lie?

Yeah. I mean, we had fun, though, didn't we?

That's not the point. I could've easily gone back with no proof.

And then everyone would think I was like you.

What's so bad about being like me?

Wally...

Oh, woof.

Wally. I didn't-- [sighs]

That's not what I meant. I'm sorry.

It's cool you don't care what people think about you.

And I'm glad we came out here together.

-You mean it? -Totally.

Clap it, pull it back, fist bump...

-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, no. Maybe... -Um...

-Yeah? Is that right? -It was... something like that? Yeah?

Now let's get a pic of that Moss Man. Together.

Oh! Look!

Huh? [yells] There it goes.

We gotta hoof it.

[both panting]

[Wally] Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.

Huh?

[low purr]

Good thing I did bouldering club in school.

[grunting]

One hand in front of the other, Wally.

[grunts]

Oh! My iconic hat.

[grunts, gasps]

[low growling]

[chuckles] Perfect.

Yo, Wally, you almost up here?

Yep. And I think I'm really starting

-to get the hang of this. -[cracking]

[yells]

-Wally! -[screams]

[grunting]

Wally! Hold on, I'm coming.

No. I'll be fine. Just take the picture!

[growling]

[yelling]

[grunts]

I got you, buddy.

Thanks. Did you get the picture?

Not yet. Come on.

One, two, three.

[screams]

Upsy-daisy.

[sighs] It's gone.

The trail's gone too.

You lost your one chance to get proof

and it's all my fault.

Now everyone's gonna think you're as loony as I am.

You know what? I'm good with that.

Wait, really? What a turnaround.

We know what we saw.

And a good friend once told me

it doesn't matter what other people think of you.

That's a good line. Would your friend mind if I used it?

It was you, Wally.

[cackles] Yeah, I know.

Or was it?

You goofball.

-[screaming] -Wally!

So there we were, our bodies ravaged.

Hanging on the edge of the cliff,

the beastie staring down at us, lickin' its mossy chops.

Any proof?

Absolutely not.

-[all murmuring] -They're two peas in a pod, these loons.

-Eh, tough crowd. -Can't please everyone.

Well, best be heading off.

♪ Oh, there once was a lass Named Anne the Fair ♪

♪ She put up a front And played her part ♪

♪ But soon enough Touched this loon's heart ♪

Anne! We heard people at Stumpy's saying you're as weird as Wally.

You must be pretty upset.

[scoffs] Honestly, guys, I don't mind.

You don't have to be strong for us.

Let it out, girl.

No, seriously. I'm fine.

Shh. Poor thing.

[yells]

I'm One-Shoed Anne!

[Polly] She's deranged!