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Bluebird Azurite5 wrote: Katch K. wrote: Response to Numbuh 277: Andrias : Touché. Marcy : Okay. Also, here’s a television!

Andrias : What in the-young lady, where did you get this? Marcy : Uhhhh, not from this guy called Mr. Ponds? Andrias : Don't you get smart with me, little missie! Go to your room! Marcy : You’re actually acting like a dad, now. 😂😂 Andrias : What did I just-.....oooooohhhhhhh. (deep sigh/face palm). Marcy : *awkwardly laughs* Ehehehe, ummm... subject change! Have you heard of “The Curiosity Shack”? That’s where I got the tv from. Andrias : "Curiosity Shack"? Hmmmmm, sounds... familiar. I must check the archives! (runs off) ...................... (runs back) Uh, while I'm gone, just, uh, I don't know.... floss or whatever human teenagers do these days. Marcy : Ok. Also... floss? Um... well, then. My day plan has been disrupted. 🤓 Andrias : Uh... okay. I'm just gonna go before things get awkward again. (20 minutes later) (gasp) THE CURIOSITY SHACK OWNER IS MY OLD RIVAL ALEX! Marcy : Who’s Alex?! Andrias : I-I just said he's my old rival....................... Anyway, a long, long time ago, I was a general in the Newtopian Guard, along with a frog named Alex. We were the best of friends, ones who did everything together, even a little bit of mischief. One day, however, the two of us successfully led a mission, and as thanks, the king at the time appointed me the highest rank in the guard: Commander. He even gave me the royal credit card. I was happy with myself, until I came across Alex, utterly dejected. I asked him what was wrong, and he angrily said "How come you got all the praise and awards? We did the mission together". Dumbfounded, I said that surely couldn't have been the case, but he reiterated his point, and it was the truth. The two of us went to the king and asked why only I got anything as thanks for the mission, and the king laughed. He laughed hard. When he was finished, he simply said "As if I would ever thank a frog for doing a newt's job". Alex was heartbroken, confused, and angry. He ran away, and when I tried to follow him, he was nowhere to be found. And it stayed that way for a few years. Then one day, we were under attack by an army of frogs, lead by Alex. It was a revolt on the Newtopian empire, and they were attempting to usurp the throne from the king.
 * pulls out a mini tv*

There were many battles, across many days, until eventually, Alex and I faced off. It was hard to fight my former best friend, and I tried to sympathize with him and calm him down, but he was done. Done with newts, done with the empire, done with logic, and done with me. He was about to finish me off for good, but at the last second, I managed to overpower him, and he was defeated. He ordered a retreat soon after, and the battle was done.

But........all was not well. For the king had..... (sniff) lost. I was then appointed as the new king of Newtopia, and I never saw Alex again.

Growing up, he always talked about wanting to own a shack of wonders and wax when he grew up. I thought it was silly and uneconomically remunerative, but I encouraged him. It seems he has adopted that, as well as a new name: The Curator. Marcy : Woah... convoluted backstories. Oh gosh, you must feel awful after that. Ouch. On the bright side, my question was answered! Andrias : How exciting for you. Marcy : Hey King Andrias, maybe you should visit him. Last time I checked the shack was only one town over. Andrias : HECK to the no. First of all, as I said, we're rivals. He tried to kill me, and most likely: The beef has not been squashed. Nevermind the fact he'll probably try to moider me the second he sees me, what will we even do or talk about? Second of all, I can't just abandon my duties and responsibilities as king of Newtopia and Amphibia to visit some knockoff Disney XD character. Thirdly, he's a criminal. One who tried who tried to stage a coup on the Newtopian empire, killed the former king, and has been stealing Newtopian artifacts to sell for who knows how long. If I was gonna see him, it would be an arrest, not a visit. And fourthly........ how in the lily pad would I fit in the shack? Marcy : Okay. But your reasoning skills have gotten so much better!