Maddie & Marcy/Transcript

Maddie: Seed of swordspine, one cup of dirt from a widow's grave, add both to bubbling bog water, and finally, one half drop of worm snake venom. Steady... steady...

Rosemary, Lavender and Ginger: Maddie! Maddie! Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!

Maddie: Hi, Rosemary, Ginger, and Lavender. What are you doing here?

Rosemary: Hey, sis! You promise you play with us, remember?

Maddie: I'm in a middle of a spell. We can play tomorrow.

Ginger: That's what you said yesterday.

Maddie: Look, Mrs. Jonkins is counting on me to bring her pet, Fleafy, back to life.

(bird caws)

Maddie: Hey, hey! Get out of here! Necromancy is really advanced magic. It said that only level two witches can pull it off. I've only done level spells up so-

Ginger: Boo! Magic is boring!

Lavender: And creepy. Let's play instead!

Rosemary: Remember when you used to juggle us?

Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: Juggle us! Juggle us!

Maddie: Fine, give me a few minutes to wrap this up, and we'll play.

Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: Yay!

Maddie: Almost there... (laughs)

Rosemary: What happened to a few minutes?

Maddie: Aah!

Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: Aah!

Maddie: No! That took all morning!

Maddie: Uh, oh.

Marcy: Crockside conifer. What a find! And they said compiling a plant cyclopedia would be boring.

Maddie and the Sisters: Aah!

Marcy: That doesn't sound good. No frogging way! A curse user here?

Maddie: What's the matter with you three?!

Rosemary: We were just trying to play with you.

Maddie: Well now I definitely don't have time. Go home and help dad with the bakery or something. Sometimes, I wish you three would grow up.

Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: Aww.

Marcy: Ok, Mars. Be cool. Just get out there and introduce yourself with confidence.

Marcy: Hi, there!

Maddie: Aah!

Marcy: My name is Marcy!

Maddie: Oh, oops. You're Anne's friend, right?

Marcy: Oh, my gosh! That was the coolest thing ever! Some kind of low-grade fire curse.

Maddie: I'm impressed you knew that! Do you also have an interest in the dark arts?

Marcy: Are you kidding? I've read every Cynthia Coven book, five times! I searched all over Newtopia for someone who could teach me, but magic users are so rare these days.

Maddie: Wow! No one's ever interested in what I do! They usually run away screaming!

Marcy: Baby, I'm running towards you! How do you feel about that?

Maddie: I'm feeling like a beautiful friendship is about to start. Wanna be my apprentice and help me bring a dead flea back to life?

Marcy: Do I ever!

Maddie and Marcy: (laughs)

Maddie: If were gonna bring this flea back to life, we need a few more ingredients. First up, bile of a vomit bird.

Maddie and Marcy: (laughs)

Maddie: Then, some big old ticks.

Maddie and Marcy: (laughs and screams)

Maddie: A really rotted corpse.

Maddie: No, no, there! Perfect!

Hop Pop: Did you girls mistake me for a corpse?!

Marcy: Of course not, Hop Pop.

Maddie: Fresh soil from a graveyard.

Maddie: Distorted limbs.

Maddie: And lastly, a high-five from your new best bud.

Maddie: Well, this is me. (groans). All of my sisters are asleep. I do not want to deal with them right now.

Marcy: What's wrong with your little sisters?

Maddie: It's a long story. I used to play with them all the time. Especially, juggling. That was their favorite. Then, I got my own interest. Magic became my passion. My calling. I didn't have time to waste on kids stuff anymore. And ever since then, they've been so annoying.

Marcy: As someone goes hard her hobbies, I relate. But, don't you think you should still make time for them occasionally?

Maddie: Nonsense. Being a witch is a big responsibility, Marcy. I've got more important things to do now than babysit.

Marcy: Well, you are the master. See you at the sacrificial grove tomorrow for an unholy ritual!

Maddie and Marcy: Creepy spiders!

Marcy: (squeals) Can't wait!

Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: (groans)

Rosemary: I can't believe it! Maddie replaced us?

Ginger: Why did she want to hang out with that stupid old lady?

Lavender: I wish we were older. And then, Maddie would want to play with us like she used to.

Rosemary: That's it! That's it! That's it! We just have to use one of Maddie's witchy spells to grow up!

Lavender: Grow up?

Ginger: And then we'll be older and Maddie will want to play with us again!

Rosemary and Lavender: Yeah!

Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: (cackles)

Mr. Flour: Night girls!

Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: Good night, daddy.

Mr. Flour: Morning, daughter.

Maddie: Dad, have you seen my spell book? I need to perform a level resurrection with my apprentice.

Mr. Flour: Well, I think I saw your sisters with it.

Maddie: Aah! I'm gonna kill them!

Mr. Flour: Well, make sure you resurrect them when you're done.

Maddie: What have I told you about playing with my stuff?!

Lavender: We're not playing, we're making a witchy spell.

Maddie: (gasps) Oh, what did you do to my book?! It's ruined! This is why I don't spend time with you anymore because you're annoying little babies!

Rosemary: Won't be babies for much longer.

Marcy: Check it out! My first successful curse! Some kind of horrible abomination!

Flower: (yodels)

Marcy: Okay, that's enough. You okay?

Maddie: I'm so done with my sisters. Look what they did to my spell book!

Marcy: Yeesh. They didn't even color in the lines.

Flower: (clicks tongue)

Maddie: Whatever. They won't stop me from reaching level two. Let's get to resurrecting.

Marcy: Oh, it's alive. It's alive! Or there's a slight breeze.

Maddie and Marcy: (gasps)

Maddie: We did it! We did it! I'm finally a level two witch!

Rosemary: Maddie!

Maddie and Marcy: (screams)

Maddie: Fleafy!

Marcy: Holy cow!

Ginger: Found you!

Maddie: Wait, Ginger?!

Ginger: You wanted us to grow up.

Rosemary: So, here we are!

Maddie: Oh, no they didn't!

Marcy: Didn't what?

Lavender: Come on Maddie, play with us!

Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: Hide and seek!

Maddie and Marcy: (screams)